Rhys The Tank Engine

Rhys the tank engine is a meme loving bastard who shitposts his way through life

Biography
contrary to popular belief, his middle name is not "the tank engine"

but rather it's Rhys charleson the fifth

nah not really it's "the"

he has six smol wheels

a perfectly normal sized funnel, a short stumpy dome, and a short stumpy boiler his first word was fuck he has a gun

Behind the scenes
he was built eons ago, in the far off year, of 2014, and was black, then brown

he likes cheese, memes, shitposting, long walks on the beach, short walks on the beach, that thing that person does when they're doing the thing, memes, E-Z cheese, lunchables, cocoa, china clay, paint, pottery, paper, and many other things